Santa Claus is cumming ...

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson brings festive joy with his guitar

If you have never heard of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson then it's about time you bloody did!
Although he's done some other Christmas songs I thought I'd share this one with you here as it is almost clean, hehe.




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Make vertigo go go go!

Woman demonstrating the vertigo easing sand goggles.

If you suffer from vertigo then you'll know how debilitating it can be. Even watching Hitchcock's classic 1958 film is too much for some sufferers.

But wait! What's this? An invention to ease your suffering, that's what!
With this handy, portable and hardly even noticeable while wearing gadget, you can now walk about like a normal person above the ground floor. The self levelling sand in these goggles keeps all your horizons horizontal!

Who knew having sand in your eyes would help with vertigo? While wearing these, life's a beach everyday!

Christmas parking tip!

Car nicely decorated for Christmas - no expense spared spent!

It has to be said, that one of the worst parts about Christmas is the endless traipsing around all the shops and giant malls looking for those 'perfect gifts'.

But even worse than THAT! is trying to park in these damn places, without getting into a festive fight or having to park so far away you're almost in a different time zone.

Well, to make things a little easier, these guys have come up with an ingenious solution.

Butter your bread with a stick!

The Butter Stick is clearly the future of buttering!

We all know how really, really hard it is to butter some bread don't we? A day doesn't go by when we don't wish that arduous task could be made simpler and be less of a strain to perform.

This image shows us we have been saved at last! May I present: The Butter Stick!

Need help fooling random drug tests?

Urine Luck - A chemical detoxifying agent to fool random drug tests.

So, DO you need help fooling the random drugs tester? Well guess what? You're in luck with Urine Luck (hehe, you see what they did there?).

The ever helpful chaps at Spectrum Labs have developed a detoxifying agent called Urine Luck. A chemical agent that you simply add to your urine sample during a random drug test. You get two vials. And according to the website "Each vial is the size of a human pinkie finger." So you should be able to manage this with a little slight of hand.

So remember - don't let those pesky drug testers ruin your drug habit. Protect yourself with Urine Luck. Available to buy for just $31.99 at OnlineDetoxStore.com
And in case you haven't noticed - it says "200% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE" on the box!

Dog tired? Have a cat nap!

A cat and a dog try a little role reversal

The dog has the expression of defeated acceptance. Staring at the wall instead of making eye contact with the photographer. The blank gaze of dignity lost.

As it turns out, sometimes the 'Top Dog' is a cat!

Transformers - markets in disguise!

The amazing, transforming market-cum-railway track in Bangkok.

Don't let a mighty train interfere with the day-to-day running of your local market. Just do like these people in Bangkok, Thailand do; make way for each train as it comes, then regroup and camouflage the tracks with a working market again.

This is the "market-on-the-tracks" you may have already heard about. It is situated along the Mae Klong Railway in Thailand. Here it is uncovered so a train can pass through.

The market briefly split open to allow trains along the Mae Klong Railway.

And here it is once a train has passed. Just as if several tons of steel hadn't just rumbled through, inches from the stalls a few seconds ago.

The Mae Klong Railway market covered back over while no trains are due.

Still don't believe it? Well watch the temporary transformation in this amazing video.