Fancy some Pooh on toast?

Are you bored with just plain old toast? You may have tried marmalade, jam, chocolate spread or peanut butter to liven things up a bit...

But what about pooh on your toast? Have you ever tried that? Hey don't knock it 'til ya tried it!

Of course I am referring to Pooh as in Winnie the Pooh, as you can so obviously see on the right. Because actual poo would be so wrong, but Winnie the Pooh is sooo right! (well someone must think so to make this).

What if you need an inflatable colon?

Large scale, walk-in, inflatable colon - Image: www.inflatabledesigngroup.com

You know what it's like. A buddy calls up and says "hey man, can I come round and borrow ya large scale, walk-in, inflatable colon? Mine's in the shop at the moment and I've got guests coming round!".

Well what do you do in these (all too common) situations? You contact these guys of course!
The Inflatable Design Group has got an inflatable in the shape of pretty much anything you can think of. And, if they haven't already, then they can make custom inflatables to pretty much anything you can think of.

But don't worry, it's not all giant, walk-in replicas of colons and such. They also do glamorous inflatables - like this wonderful giant snow globe.

Large inflatable snow globe Image: www.inflatabledesigngroup.com

Norwegian frogmen versus Google cam car!

Norwegian frogmen in the mid day sun watch Google's Street View car pass by.

Of course Google's Street View is a controversial tool. A lot of people love it AND hate it at the same time. If that's your view then you are most likely a NIMBY.

As a NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) you hate that Google is roaming the streets, taking photos of your house, car and unkempt garden. But you love to use the tool to check out the parking near that place you plan to visit later. And it is mightily handy to view the house you're interested in buying without the current owner spotting you outside in your car setting up surveillance.

Whatever your view, there is no doubt that this is funny. And I wouldn't be surprised if it started a trend of other like minded folks performing their own variations in homage to these, soon-to-be internet heroes. Are they anti-privacy campaigners or just a couple of nutters up for a laugh? Who knows?

Here is a direct link to where it starts. You should see two frogmen sitting in garden chairs (as above). From there you want to move one place to the right (click on right hand white arrow on screen), you should now be facing a white shed type building. without moving from that spot, turn the camera view to the left so the guys are behind you. Keep clicking towards yourself to watch the frogmen chase you down the street!

This story was reported by Norwegian newspaper AftenPosten.

3-year-old girl explains Star Wars

Imagine this - you have never seen or even heard of Star Wars!

Well there must be some people on the planet like that. So if you happen to come across one of these poor souls wandering the streets aimlessly, muttering "Star wah now? ... da wah wars?", please do the decent thing and direct them to this 3-year-old girl's brief synopsis video. Where they will be enlightened and will probably thank you for it too.

Santa Claus is cumming ...

Kevin "Bloody" Wilson brings festive joy with his guitar

If you have never heard of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson then it's about time you bloody did!
Although he's done some other Christmas songs I thought I'd share this one with you here as it is almost clean, hehe.




For a more NSFW Christmas song check out WeirdWayoutWeb.co.uk

Make vertigo go go go!

Woman demonstrating the vertigo easing sand goggles.

If you suffer from vertigo then you'll know how debilitating it can be. Even watching Hitchcock's classic 1958 film is too much for some sufferers.

But wait! What's this? An invention to ease your suffering, that's what!
With this handy, portable and hardly even noticeable while wearing gadget, you can now walk about like a normal person above the ground floor. The self levelling sand in these goggles keeps all your horizons horizontal!

Who knew having sand in your eyes would help with vertigo? While wearing these, life's a beach everyday!

Christmas parking tip!

Car nicely decorated for Christmas - no expense spared spent!

It has to be said, that one of the worst parts about Christmas is the endless traipsing around all the shops and giant malls looking for those 'perfect gifts'.

But even worse than THAT! is trying to park in these damn places, without getting into a festive fight or having to park so far away you're almost in a different time zone.

Well, to make things a little easier, these guys have come up with an ingenious solution.