Mistletoe guidance for men!

Mistletoe guidance for men

It's that inbetween time where left over Christmas parties blend in with New Years parties. So there is still a chance that there will still be mistletoe hanging around.

Obviously there has been some confusion over the years as to the specific rules on how to take advantage of said mistletoe.
Luckily someone has created this simple rule here as a general guide.

Xmas decorated tank!

A heavily armoured Army tank made to look pretty for Christmas with fairy lights.

We've posted many Xmas decorated cars, but here, as you can see is an Army tank beautifully decked out with Christmas fairy lights!

Nothing says "peace and goodwill to all men" like a heavily armoured killing machine.

Inflatable Xmas house of hell!

House decorated for Christmas with many inflatable decorations

Okay, maybe "Inflatable Xmas House of Hell" is a bit of a harsh title. But come on ... look at it!

Lots of lights can make even the most dreary house look magical at Christmas. But I'm not sure what these "decorations" are doing, but enhancing the house they are not.

Perhaps Christmas lights are too costly to run in the economic climate as opposed to this alternative way of decorating your house.

It may just be, that the way to beat inflation is to use 'inflation'. Haha, get it? See what I did there? Oh never mind.

Is Santa on the naughty list?

Somebody felt Santa Claus should be crucified

Did naughty Santa Claus not bring you the gifts you were expecting?

If so, should he also go on the "Naughty List" himself? Or would that not be punishment enough? Perhaps crucifixion would be more fitting.

Don't GET cross with Santa ... put him ON the cross!!!

Piss you a merry Christmas!

Christmas outdoor decorations - Santa takes a pee

People drink a lot more at Christmas, which in turn means that they also need to pee more. Well as you can see, Santa is no exception.

Not sure your pee is supposed to glow like that Santa. I know people have claimed to see "mummy kissing Santa Claus", but this may be further evidence of how far he actually goes when on tour!

Neighbours to this house on being asked what they thought of the decorations said they thought this years effort was "piss poor".