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Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Peace yourself laughing!

Following on from the previous post, I thought I would drop a couple of peace related quotes I came across from the weird and wonderful Jack Handey:

  • "Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why, so is mankind."
  • "How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."
For more great stuff from Handey go to his official "Deep Thoughts" site.
(Not to be mistaken for the unofficial one that has an almost identical URL but with Handey missing an 'E'.)

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