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Wednesday, 9 January 2008

Becoming bald Britney!

Image:Bald Britney Spears maskHave you ever wanted to look like Britney Spears?
Well now is your big chance! Print out and then cut out this VERY useful Bald Britney mask. Get it from HERE.

Fool friends and family into thinking you are the real Britney Spears. When you're wearing this mask they will NEVER guess it's not you.

And if you think that's cool, well guess what.
While wearing this mask you can pass yourself off as Britney and get into any A-list party or club. Waltz right on in to the V.I.P. lounge.
IT WILL WORK! In my extensive tests, it worked 9 out of 10 times when I imagined the scenario. The one time it didn't work was probably due to lack of concentration on my part. Either that or the daydream was interrupted.

But why does Britney have this look in the first place? One theory is that she idolizes Dr Phil and is in fact attempting to emulate his look. See Eternal Fame

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