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Friday, 18 December 2009

Santa Claus is cumming ...

IMAGE: Kevin Bloody Wilson with guitarKevin "Bloody" Wilson brings festive joy with his guitar

If you have never heard of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson then it's about time you bloody did!
Although he's done some other Christmas songs I thought I'd share this one with you here as it is almost clean, hehe.

For a more NSFW Christmas song check out WeirdWayoutWeb.co.uk

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Make vertigo go go go!

IMAGE: Vertigo easing gogglesWoman demonstrating the vertigo easing sand goggles.

If you suffer from vertigo then you'll know how debilitating it can be. Even watching Hitchcock's classic 1958 film is too much for some sufferers.

But wait! What's this? An invention to ease your suffering, that's what!
With this handy, portable and hardly even noticeable while wearing gadget, you can now walk about like a normal person above the ground floor. The self levelling sand in these goggles keeps all your horizons horizontal!

Who knew having sand in your eyes would help with vertigo? While wearing these, life's a beach everyday!

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Christmas parking tip!

IMAGE: Car with Merry Christmas graffitCar nicely decorated for Christmas - no expense spared spent!

It has to be said, that one of the worst parts about Christmas is the endless traipsing around all the shops and giant malls looking for those 'perfect gifts'.

But even worse than THAT! is trying to park in these damn places, without getting into a festive fight or having to park so far away you're almost in a different time zone.

Well, to make things a little easier, these guys have come up with an ingenious solution.

Monday, 7 December 2009

Butter your bread with a stick!

IMAGE: Butter Stick inventionThe Butter Stick is clearly the future of buttering!

We all know how really, really hard it is to butter some bread don't we? A day doesn't go by when we don't wish that arduous task could be made simpler and be less of a strain to perform.

This image shows us we have been saved at last! May I present: The Butter Stick!

Sunday, 29 November 2009

Need help fooling random drug tests?

IMAGE: Urine Luck detoxifying agentUrine Luck - A chemical detoxifying agent to fool random drug tests.

So, DO you need help fooling the random drugs tester? Well guess what? You're in luck with Urine Luck (hehe, you see what they did there?).

The ever helpful chaps at Spectrum Labs have developed a detoxifying agent called Urine Luck. A chemical agent that you simply add to your urine sample during a random drug test. You get two vials. And according to the website "Each vial is the size of a human pinkie finger." So you should be able to manage this with a little slight of hand.

So remember - don't let those pesky drug testers ruin your drug habit. Protect yourself with Urine Luck. Available to buy for just $31.99 at OnlineDetoxStore.com
And in case you haven't noticed - it says "200% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE" on the box!

Thursday, 26 November 2009

Dog tired? Have a cat nap!

IMAGE: Cat and dog role reversalA cat and a dog try a little role reversal

The dog has the expression of defeated acceptance. Staring at the wall instead of making eye contact with the photographer. The blank gaze of dignity lost.

As it turns out, sometimes the 'Top Dog' is a cat!

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Transformers - markets in disguise!

IMAGE: Transformers - Markets in disguiseThe amazing, transforming market-cum-railway track in Bangkok.

Don't let a mighty train interfere with the day-to-day running of your local market. Just do like these people in Bangkok, Thailand do; make way for each train as it comes, then regroup and camouflage the tracks with a working market again.

This is the "market-on-the-tracks" you may have already heard about. It is situated along the Mae Klong Railway in Thailand. Here it is uncovered so a train can pass through.

IMAGE: Mae Klong Railway market open for trainsThe market briefly split open to allow trains along the Mae Klong Railway.

And here it is once a train has passed. Just as if several tons of steel hadn't just rumbled through, inches from the stalls a few seconds ago.

IMAGE: Mae Klong Railway market coveredThe Mae Klong Railway market covered back over while no trains are due.

Still don't believe it? Well watch the temporary transformation in this amazing video.

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Baby got twin airbags!

IMAGE: Large breasted lady in carLady deploys twin airbreasts... er bags

Double bubble to stay out of trouble!
This lady has a good chance of surviving a head on impact crash with her ample airbags. Not only that! But will probably also survive if she left the road and ended up in deep water, due to her in-built buoyancy aids!

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Zombies For The Win!

A scientific paper has been published that calculates zombies would win over humans.

Researchers from Ottawa and Carleton universities (both based in Ottawa) came to this conclusion using a mathematical exercise based on 'traditional' zombies, i.e. slow lumbering zombies and not the modern athletic type we seem to now see in films and video games.

Source: BBC News

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Early iPod prototype still in use!

IMAGE: Ghetto iPodMan carrying early iPod prototype.

This man seen sporting what was the prototype for the first iPod.
When asked how many gigs it has, the man replied:
"Gigs? No no no. I do not go to gigs. I just listen to my C90 tapes."
What about a menu we asked:
"A menu? What are you talking about? This is not a restaurant. Why do I need a menu?"
The man replied with an incredulous stare.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

Sewer Aliens in North Carolina!

IMAGE: The North Carolina BlobThe BLOB of the North Carolina sewers!

Yes folks aliens! Unknown beings! Well okay, maybe not.
Here is a video posted on YouTube on 30 June 2009 called "Unknown Lifeform in North Carolina Sewer!"

Filmed by construction firm Malphrus Construction using a "snake camera". Malphrus Construction were hired to inspect the sewer, built in 1949, to check for damage to the infrastructure, when their camera happened upon these pulsating slimy sacs.

You clearly see them shy away from the light attached to the camera.



For more on the story see Telegraph.co.uk

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

A crap haircut

IMAGE: Haircut design of a perosn poopingPhotographic evidence of this guy's crap haircut!

Have you ever had a REALLY crap haircut?
It's embarrassing having to go out in public isn't it?
Well, spare a thought for this guy. He's got a REAL crap haircut!

Sunday, 18 January 2009

A dodgy Zidane headbutt game!

IMAGE: Zidane getting red cardReferee tells Zidane he needs to be THIS tall to continue playing

Here is a very dodgy game I came across. It's pretty lame, but it may amuse you for a few seconds. So I thought I'd share.

You take on the role of Zidane as you perform his infamous headbutt on to oncoming players. Eventually the ref will sort you out.

CONTROLS:
Use mouse. Just left click, it's not difficult to work out!

Saturday, 3 January 2009

The perfect undercover agent!

IMAGE: Undercover FBI trampFBI agent undercover in park

Some retraining might be in order for this undercover FBI agent! Jim says in his defence:
"Hey man, undercover work is complicated. You can expect me to remember EVERYTHING!"
Something tells me that the promised promotion may be withdrawn.