Friday, 18 December 2009

Santa Claus is cumming ...

IMAGE: Kevin Bloody Wilson with guitarKevin "Bloody" Wilson brings festive joy with his guitar

If you have never heard of Kevin "Bloody" Wilson then it's about time you bloody did!
Although he's done some other Christmas songs I thought I'd share this one with you here as it is almost clean, hehe.

For a more NSFW Christmas song check out

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Make vertigo go go go!

IMAGE: Vertigo easing gogglesWoman demonstrating the vertigo easing sand goggles.

If you suffer from vertigo then you'll know how debilitating it can be. Even watching Hitchcock's classic 1958 film is too much for some sufferers.

But wait! What's this? An invention to ease your suffering, that's what!
With this handy, portable and hardly even noticeable while wearing gadget, you can now walk about like a normal person above the ground floor. The self levelling sand in these goggles keeps all your horizons horizontal!

Who knew having sand in your eyes would help with vertigo? While wearing these, life's a beach everyday!

Thursday, 10 December 2009

Christmas parking tip!

IMAGE: Car with Merry Christmas graffitCar nicely decorated for Christmas - no expense spared spent!

It has to be said, that one of the worst parts about Christmas is the endless traipsing around all the shops and giant malls looking for those 'perfect gifts'.

But even worse than THAT! is trying to park in these damn places, without getting into a festive fight or having to park so far away you're almost in a different time zone.

Well, to make things a little easier, these guys have come up with an ingenious solution.

Monday, 7 December 2009

Butter your bread with a stick!

IMAGE: Butter Stick inventionThe Butter Stick is clearly the future of buttering!

We all know how really, really hard it is to butter some bread don't we? A day doesn't go by when we don't wish that arduous task could be made simpler and be less of a strain to perform.

This image shows us we have been saved at last! May I present: The Butter Stick!