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Sunday, 4 September 2011

London 2012 Olympics should be a riot!

London 2012 Olympics promises to be a real riot

The London 2012 Olympic torch is a rioters favourite.

If you get the chance to be the torch bearer, you have the perfect excuse to run down the street with a solid metal, baseball bat shaped object for smashing stuff along the way. 

But if that wasn't handy enough for your friendly local rioter, it comes complete with a constantly lit flame on top for all your spur-of-the-moment arson urges.

Now I know the police have released a lot of images of rioters/looters in the hope that the public will be able to identify the culprits and report them.

Well, I don't know if it's just me, but I'm pretty sure the guy in the grey hoody is none other than the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's cousin, Mr Carlton Banks.

Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Carlton Banks identified as possible rioter in London

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